Advice from Noah’s Wife

Do not tell him he should
have hired a female architect.
Even that Crazy Man of Faith
agrees we have a hygiene problem.
No point in complaining; just
try not to slip in sludge.
Above all do not nag. Let the stench
smell for itself. Pray quietly
to a kinder God that before another
forty day disaster, someone invents
the pitchfork, and a wife who says
no thanks when invited on a cruise.